Madrid unveil new signing

KakaThe quietest summer transfer window for a while could spring into life in the coming days. Following the German’s performance during the World Cup, Paul the octopus could be set for a shock move to Madrid. The marine animal retired after an unbeaten World Cup, but Madrid’s zoo will meet any demands that are set in their pursuit. Punters may let out a large sigh of relief at the transfer of Paul, as if the wages are high enough there’s even talk of him coming out of retirement, akin to printing free money. There is a god after all. Read more.