Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus was Roman Emperor from 54 to 68 and his rule is often associated with tyranny and extravagance, basically he was one crazy son of a bitch. Interestingly, he had that bitch killed. Agent Zero, aka Gilbert Arenas aka Agent Nero is up to his hijinks again in the NBA preseason.
It wasn’t enough that Arenas was suspended for 50 games last season for bringing guns into the locker room, something he alone thought was funny…But now he’s been fined by the team for faking an injury to skip playing in the team’s postseason home opener. There’s an unwritten rule about things you can and can’t fake, and with that rule comes two things you absolutely can’t fake and get busted for, that’s orgasms and injuries, and the former is more forgivable.
Now Arenas may have changed his number, but he hasn’t changed his act. He continues to be a thorn in the side of the Washington Wizards and the worst example of a superstar pro that John Wall can look up to.
At this point it’s become clear that Arenas is nothing but a cancer on that team with a very serious authority complex. I believe there’s a method to his madness though, no player acts this way if he has any plans of staying with his current team.
Sportsbooks might as well go ahead and start putting up odds on when Arenas will get traded, cut or suspended…again.
