Any keen observers of sport all round the world know that the pay packets of global stars correlate with their IQs – but not the way round you’d want. Kevin Pietersen’s latest stab at becoming an Internet sensation is less than surprising, as he announced his omission from the England squad and signing for a new club in an expletive-ridden tweet. This isn’t even the first time KP’s Twitter has been caught with its beak where it shouldn’t be.
What’s the betting on his next trick having something to do with the Pakistan match fixing trial, his Twitter becoming a weird social commentary on what’s going on in the world, or, in true celebrity style, some photos of him and his other half getting down to it. Read more.