Summer goes from bad to worse for Rooney

When it comes to the World Cup not a lot goes right for the England team – actually make that nothing. Not able to beat mediocre group stage opponents, followed by the pulping at the hands of the Germans, but now something worse. A lot worse.

England’s talismanic striker Wayne Rooney has been well and truly trounced in the vanity stakes by most other players at the World Cup, thanks to a poll on beautifulpeople.com. Liverpool’s favourite son did finish ahead of Franck Ribery, but the difference is Rooney wasn’t involved in a car accident in his youth. I just feel sorry for poor Kai Rooney. Lets just hope you take after your mother in some stakes. Read more.