American males are crying into their beers today with the news that beloved über-hottie and special friend of Calvin Ayre Shannon Elizabeth is a lesbian. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course, but naturally, we… What? Didn’t you say lesbian? What? Lebanon? Oh, for fuck’s sake… *ahem* Our apologies to Ms. Elizabeth. It turns out that because her parents hail from the Middle East, she has decided to play for Team Lebanon in next month’s World Team Poker competition in Las Vegas. Nevertheless, if she happens to smooch any other female poker players while she’s there, we certainly won’t object. Read more.