Shannon Elizabeth signs on as ‘the face’ of CarbonPoker

Carbon-based life forms (a definition that automatically excludes the douchebag-based Perez Hilton) are rejoicing as Shannon Elizabeth has signed on as ‘the face’ of CarbonPoker. The Carbon folks clearly know how the scent of a freshly-baked American Pie cooling on the kitchen counter attracts hungry/horny dogs, which is why they’re eager to emphasize future promotions in which winners will get to know Ms. Elizabeth “both inside and outside of poker.” Yeah, nice try, CarbonPimpers. Read more.