Clonie Gowen busts out in civil suit against Full Tilt

BigJesusA US District Court judge has dismissed poker pro Cycalona ‘Clonie’ Gowen’s civil suit against the entities that make up Full Tilt Poker. Clonie had claimed that she’d been offered a 1% ownership stake when she first signed on as one of the outfit’s celebrity players, but that claim has now been determined to be without merit. Personally, we think her biggest mistake was initially naming Team Full Tilt member Chris ‘Jesus’ Ferguson as co-defendant. If The Big Lebowski taught us anything, it’s that “nobody fucks with the Jesus.” Read more.