Ahh, the Vatican. The folks who bestowed tacit blessing on pedophilia by quietly shunting lecherous priests from town to town rather than off to the local police station have decided that mid-day Serie A football matches are ‘a truly harmful development.’ Seriously. Apparently, the guy in the pointy hat thinks that with footie on the menu, the typical Italian family will never eat another Sunday lunch together. This may be a sheltered North American perspective, but do they not make TV trays in Europe? Read more.