How’s this for logic? After France’s national footie team failed to notch a single victory at the 2010 World Cup whilst generally behaving a like a bunch of Camembert-deprived brats, their new coach has decided to show his charges who’s boss by suspending the entire team before next month’s match against Norway. Not having to show up in Oslo hardly seems likely to change much, since none of these players really showed up in South Africa, neither. Read more.