Any fool with a dick can make a baby…

Calvin Ayre
Calvin Ayre
February 15, 2011
20 Comments

Due to the regulatory stances taken by most Western jurisdictions, a significant number of online gambling companies chose to base their operations in Central America and the Caribbean. Grateful for the money they pump into local economies and the white-collar jobs they offer local citizens, these tropical jurisdictions welcomed online gaming firms with open arms. For the most part, the companies reciprocated this welcome, with many former residents of the US and Canada choosing countries like Costa Rica, Antigua, Curacao and others as adopted homelands.

any-fool-with-a-dickBut just as every barrel of fruit has a few rotten apples, some of these transplanted Westerners feel they can treat their hosts as second-class citizens in their own countries. Their gaming company salaries put them in the top economic strata, which fosters an unjustified sense of entitlement. This leads to behavior more suitable to Victorian colonial times, when the smug colonizers presumed they had more rights than the citizens of their host countries.

It has come to my attention that a certain (for the moment nameless) online gaming employee in Costa Rica is behaving in a manner that wouldn’t fly in his home country. A local girl believes this man to be the father of her child, but can’t get him to acknowledge this fact. Frustrated by his inaction, the girl wishes him to take a paternity test, which (so far) he has refused to do. Although she can ill afford it, the girl has offered to pay for the test out of her own pocket, but still the guy refuses to respond to her requests. This has the girl examining the possibility of hiring a lawyer to compel the guy to take the test, even though, as mentioned, she doesn’t have two sticks to rub together.

If you’re wondering why I’m taking such an interest in this case, it’s partly because I introduced the guy and girl way back when and this is why she has come to me for help. Ergo, I feel a responsibility to see that the situation is resolved to both parties’ satisfaction. There is, of course, the larger sense of responsibility that we gaming industry types, as guests in someone else’s country, should behave in a manner that our hosts would condone. But on a personal level, frankly, I find it baffling that someone could be so utterly disinterested in determining whether or not they had a fathered a child.

So I throw the question out there to members of our industry, and to the general public, as well: what would you do? Second, to the guy in question, who I have already asked to man up: Dude… man up and take the test. Hell, I will even lend you the money for the test and you can just pay me back if she is correct (hell, you can give me a bonus for helping to find your daughter for you). If she is wrong, consider it a farewell present, because your conduct still disgusts me.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tony-Karpinski/691151105 Tony Karpinski

    My guess would be Frank Masterana. He stiffed me a few times with Carib.

  • Dslattery

    Man up!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505042503 Jesse James Bannister

    amazing

  • DanaWorkman

    In the end, the subconscious of people like this, will manifest their own life's failures. Wish him good luck down the road of karma. You make others feel happy and cared for (aka take responsibility), the world will come back around to ya dude, remembah that! boom. :)

  • Tom D

    He needs to man up. If it's clear they were seriously hooked up for a good amount of time.

    Is he guilty? What if never touched her? (I guess you know what went on) Point is, is he guilty before we get to hear the whole story?

    As to you being involved in all this, if it's due to the whole “doing the right thing..” I'm with you all the way Calvin… Nice of you to protect the young lady. If you're only doing this to make everything “look good” for the “big business…” to “distance yourself from this friend..” well, that plain sucks.

    Listen, Let Big Daddy help you out here… Pay some thugs, hold him down and get some of his junk. (It won't be gay, it will be science) Pay me enough and I'll do it. I know I love the ladies and I worked in a hospital putting catheters in men for years.

    You being in picture after picture with hot ladies in pools and and on beaches can't help you here Calvin even though I know it is part of your bad ass, rock star BRAND. I'm sure half your readers see you boning all these gals, thinking little of them. I'd imagine many are paid models.

    I wanna hear from your friend before I make up my mind totally, let's face it this aint going to happen – but I think your heart is in the right place.

    Get his JUNK Calvin. You're a billionaire man.. You can figure this out. A simple tug and a hustler mag.

    • http://CalvinAyre.com Calvin Ayre

      I am going to help to ensure he has the test….the pictures of the kid look like him a bit and they were together for a few months so the timing is right.

      Shagging a girl consensually and ducking out on your own kid are not in the same league…You have to take care of your own kids.

  • Fern X.

    You have an Honorable Dick Calvin, like I always say, you can quit being a lover but not being a father!

    Kick his thug!

  • http://www.topbossgroup.com Topboss

    I agree with your feelings on this. if it turns out he is the father – how will the poor child feel knowing that their dad wasn't one bit interested in him or her.
    If he can't handle the consequences he should simply refrain from the act or use contraception!

  • Harry

    Be a Man! Take the test. If you're the father, be proud that you've sired a child. If not, then you can walk.

  • TopBoss

    I agree with your feelings on this. if it turns out he is the father – how will the poor child feel knowing that their dad wasn't one bit interested in him or her.
    If he can't handle the consequences he should simply refrain from the act or use contraception!

  • Gerry Attrick

    Refer to the company handbook and a good lawyer?

    • MikeDundee

      name and shame time!

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  • http://twitter.com/manginho Mango Burmeister

    I will have to “Lougle” that one!

  • Tanya Slingsby

    Calvin, it's nice to see you where you stand on this issue.. I have to agree with Tom D's comment about your image and BRAND.. and from the time I did know you, I know you have strong family values. I hope you hold your acquaintance up to a mirror and have him look for some integrity. He doesn't sound like a man to me.

    • http://CalvinAyre.com Calvin Ayre

      Thanks Tanya…I heard the guy has now agreed to take the paternity test so this might sort itself out.

      • Tanya Slingsby

        I hope so, for the girl and for her baby. Being a single Mom will be hard enough. It's been ages since seeing you. I hope you are doing well. :)

  • Raiderjane

    Calvin, having worked in a birth control clinic for a few years in college, watching overwhelming numbers of women take sole responsibility in dealing with unwanted pregnancies, I agree with you!…AND your 'friend' should 'man-up', for sure! Also, having counseled numerous cases of STDs and other 'not so fun' aftershocks of 'loose dick syndrome', I would have to tell this chick to ALWAYS take responsibility for herself, her health, and her fertility….'cause frankly, you and I both know, a hard dick never thinks clearly…certainly not responsibly!!

    • http://CalvinAyre.com Calvin Ayre

      Yup