Virtual reality porn is coming to Las Vegas, although you’ll actually have to be in your hotel room to get your virtual rocks off.
Virtual reality smut peddlers VR Bangers have announced they’ve enlisted the help of VR wireless headset maker AuraVisor along with some Las Vegas hotels for a field trial of something called the VR Bangers Hotel Experience.
For $20, VR Bangers says hotels will provide your room with an AuraVisor headset preloaded with VR Banger’s “immersive porn” technology in glorious 1080p HD video resolution over a 100-degree field of vision.
The headsets will offer customers the option of selecting pervy content from a custom VR store linked to the Google Play marketplace. Content will reportedly begin with a knock on your virtual door, and VR Bangers says customers will be able to “see your hotel room replicated in the VR headset,” suggesting that they’ve filmed content in the participating hotels.
Problem is, VR Bangers haven’t yet said which Vegas hotels will be participating in the trial, so it looks like customers will have to phone down to the front desk and inquire as to whether they can have a virtual wank. (You may also wish to discreetly inquire as to how often the headsets are disinfected.)
It seems unlikely that Vegas hotels attached to major casinos will be first in line to test the VR Bangers gear, as it’s accepted wisdom that casinos don’t want you staying cooped up in your hotel room; they want you down on the casino floor, or these days, in the clubs or at poolside, spending more than $20 on your entertainment.
On the plus side, virtual porn spares you from having to hire a pro, meaning you only run the risk of pissing virtual razor blades through your virtual wang, then having a virtual doctor stick his virtual swab up your virtual urethra, then concluding that you’ve got the virtual clap, half of which is resistant to virtual antibiotics these days, so you’re virtually screwed. Again.
