Wait, more cowboy shit on Virgin Casino?

Doesn't this shit scream "Online Slots?"

Let’s be honest here, online casinos with a theme are typically bullshit. When you want to put your hard earned money down, you don’t want some cartoon pirate yelling that “Ye should pick three, me hardee,” in your face. Yet some people must love this crap, because software providers and online casinos can’t seem to crank them out fast enough. Now gamers looking for southern-fried online slots can find just that at the Virgin Online Casino, as the Maltese iGaming hub welcomes the Gold Rush Showdown to its expanding collection of games.

Gold Rush Showdown is a five reel, 20 pay line slot game that features numerous wild and scatter symbols, a bonus game and “numerous winning possibilities,” according to the dubious quotation in the casino’s recent release.

Warren Eloff, Virgin Games’ head of products, claims that the new game gives players a great chance to win.

“With its captivating theme and two bonus games, Gold Rush Showdown provides our players with stacks of entertainment,” Eloff declared with a vigor normally reserved for Yosemite Sam. “What is more, with its progressive jackpot players have the potential to win big from a small stake.