Massive tsunami hits Atlantic City; no survivors

Atlantic-CityOkay, okay… That headline is complete and utter bullshit, unless the tsunami in question is the metaphoric kind. But honestly, if you’re an Atlantic City casino exec, doesn’t that truly catastrophic possibility help put the news that Q2’s gross operating profits are off 22% in its proper perspective? Fine, we promise never to do it again… until Q3, when we’ll predict hail the size of Ford F150 pickups to distract you all from the news that Gov. Chris Christie’s rescue plan has failed to arrest AC’s downward spiral whatsofuckingever. Read more.