Before long will you be able to bring anything into a Premier League stadium? First they tell me I can’t bring a flare in, then I can’t have a crafty fag, or even a half-time jar at my seat, and now I’m not even allowed to bring my vuvuzela into the ground. That would be if I was stupid enough to support Spurs though, who are the first club to ban the World Cup’s number one hit. No one else has banned them yet though, and Blackpool are even encouraging fans to turn up with all manner of instruments. Where’s my Eigenharp gone? Read more.