With apologies to Drew Carey (and Ian Hunter), Cleveland no longer rocks. After an interminable buildup that saw MSG stock rising and falling with every little rumor, Lebron James finally let the cat out of the bag that he’s leaving the ‘mistake by the lake’ for the tarballs washing up on the shores of Miami. Our only hope is that the Heat manage to sign Lebron to a lifelong contract, so that none of us ever have to endure that sorry spectacle that was his hour-long ESPN special. Seriously, dude, you may someday soon hoist the NBA Championship Trophy, but you can forget the Emmy, okay? Read more.
Lebron headed to Miami, if they ever let him back on TV again
