Absolute babe Lacey Jones leaves Absolute Poker

Former Absolute Poker pro Lacey Jones has abruptly announced that she has severed her business relationship with the poker network. Beyond a cryptic Twitter comment that she was about to embark on “a new chapter of my life” and Absolute’s generic “we wish Lacey the best in her future endeavors” statement, it’s hard to know whether the poker player/TV host/stunning-slice-of-feminine-pulchritude willingly jumped ship or whether she was pushed. All we know is, we wouldn’t kick her outta the game for leaving cookie crumbs on the felt. Read more.