Apart from the bit about smoking weed, having sex with nubile young 20-year-old’s and lying in every day, it’s a nightmare being a student nowadays. You end up spending three years saddling yourself with debts it’ll take the best part of a decade to pay off and when you graduate there are no jobs available. Unless, of course, you are “Metsfan512,” of the University of Connecticut, who has made around $175,000 in the last couple of years playing online poker. Flunk your exams and stay put, dude. Trust me, life simply doesn’t get any better. Read more.