Nevada gaming board says online gambling firms have cooties

After having deliberated long and hard on how best to communicate their already arrived at conclusion, the Nevada Gaming Control Board has warned the state’s casino licensees to steer clear of internet gambling companies that take bets from American citizens. The discussion was prompted after PokerStars sponsored the North American Poker Tour at the Venetian in February. Next, the board will tackle the thorny issue of whether Don Rickles should be allowed to continue taking cheap shots at American citizens who dare to sit in the front row of his gigs. Read more.