UK study shows gamblers most likely to have a penis

PenisEnvyThe UK Gambling Commission has released its latest study, which examines UK residents’ gambling behavior over the past 12 months, and the big news is that nothing much has changed. Overall participation in gambling is down by half a percentage point, while remote gambling is up 2/10 of 1 percent. While most gamblers tended to be older (45+), remote gamblers predictably skewed younger (18-44). In all areas, gamblers were more likely to be male than female. To learn more about the Commission’s phallocentric findings, click here.