In comes to something when you pay enough of a bribe to be paired with a team comprised of young children, but that’s exactly what it looks like ‘Arry Redknapp’s Tottenham side have done, their Champions League third qualifying opponents being Young Boys Bern.
Don’t blame us when the football corruption unit come calling again though Uncle ‘Arry, you could have made it a little less obvious.
Elsewhere the tie of the round takes place between Sampdoria of Italy and Germany’s Werder Bremen, where alien life-form Mesut Ozil will set foot in another new country. Read more.
