Two interesting ways of honoring the nation’s Veterans emerged this week as the Silverton Casino organised an underwater poker game, and Jenny Jizz dished out blow jobs.
If you were suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) and somebody gave you the option of playing in an underwater poker game, or receiving a blowjob, which one would you choose?
Now that’s what I call two very captivating and unique types of treatment.
The Silverton Casino Hotel in Las Vegas teamed up with the non-profit Dive Alliance to raise money for veterans suffering from PTSD, by organising an underwater poker game.
The game, which took place in the hotel’s 1117,000-gallon saltwater aquarium, brought a whole new meaning to the term ‘fish’, as veterans based in Utah played dressed in scuba diving gear. They even had a mermaid as a dealer. Clay chips were used to prevent them from floating.
The purpose of Dive Alliance is to help veterans recover from PTSD through a form of underwater therapy that involves scuba diving.
Check it out.
The Jenny Jizz PTSD Therapy
If, like me, you are afraid of scuba diving then perhaps Mike Busey has a more entertaining way of getting over your PTSD issues.
The proud owner of The Sausage Castle, Florida’s craziest house, Busey met a delightful lady who goes by the name Jenny Jizz during a Halloween Party he recently held at his home.
Speaking to the Broadly.vice.com Busey said, “She just started blowing dudes and letting them come on her face. Literally in my living room.”
If you think that’s a tad strange, then consider that her husband was next to her taking photos.
Busey is well known for letting veterans crash at his pad, and so he decided that instead of turning his pool into an underwater poker game he would hire Jenny Jizz to give them some relaxation therapy of her own.
“You can pat them on the back and say thank you for your service and stuff, or you can get them drunk and give them a blow job,” Mike Busey told Broadly.
Jizz is apparently new to the porn industry and prefers to call her art of fellatio a hobby rather than a business, which is fortunate, as she is unlikely to make any money giving it away for free.
There was one caveat, though. One that may be ok with the vets, but wouldn’t go down too well in the world of poker. If any of the willies turned out to be too hairy or smell she could turn them down, and I have seen some of the carpets on poker players backs during a massage, and it’s an absolute joke.
What’s it for you: underwater poker or a blowjob from Jenny Jizz?
