Some Trevor Francis tracksuits from a mush in Shepherds Bush

It sounds like something Del Boy and Rodders might be selling down Peckham market on a weekday morning, looking out for the rozzers at every turn, but it’s not. They’re for sale, and they cost £30!

Power Balance are all the rage, and is it any surprise when they’re endorsed by such sporting dignitaries as Cristiano Ronaldo and Shaq. The bracelet contains holograms that increase core stability and balance by up to 500%.

Urgh, what’s that nasty farm-like smell?

Critics argue that it’s a placebo, and listening to music by the band of the same name may well give you the same effect. My tip? Buy it off Ebay for a couple of quid from Hong Kong, and try it out. Read more.