As Bob Hoskins ued to say in those BT ads, it’s good to talk. Especially to your Mum. Especially when you’ve just won the Grand National. It is not, however, quite so good to talk while you’re driving your car, especially when the police are on your tail. “Who do you think you are, Tony McCoy?” guffawed the copper. “Don’t Push It,” retorted McCoy. “Nah, you were doing more than 40mph,” replied Old Bill, before slapping him on the back and then slapping him with a fine, three points and an autograph request. Well, he was only doing his job, wasn’t he? Read more.