Ozzy Osbourne not as dumb as he looks, sounds, or acts

OzzyBirdOnce known as the ‘madman of rock and roll’, Ozzy Osbourne’s reality show with his family altered his public image into that of a lovable stumblebum who couldn’t tie his shoelaces without wife Sharon’s help. But Ozzy was smart enough to know that when a slot machine started handing him “fuckloads” of money, it was time to hop on the Crazy Train and take his winnings home. Read more.