You see, kids, Harrah’s wants to take all the aging greyhounds to a lovely farm upstate, where they can run and jump and play with all sorts of other animals and… Ah, fuck it, enough of this mollycoddling the tykes crap – in reality, Harrah’s is willing to pay Iowa $7M/year indefinitely if legislators will scrap a 1994 stipulation that casinos could only have slot machines if they helped subsidize the state’s ailing dog racing industry. You’ll know legislators went for it if you start seeing dogs on the streets of Des Moines with signs saying “Will sniff butts for food”. Read more.
Harrah’s offers Iowa $7M/year to put down puppies
