Phil ‘Unabomber’ Laak continues to slice and dice his PartyPoker Premier League IV competition, having just won his third heat (out of three played). Even more amazing than this 1.000 batting average is that Laak wasn’t even supposed to take part in this year’s event, and only signed on when Doyle Brunson bowed out due to dental woes. With Laak apparently determined to kick all his opponents in the teeth, dental chairs across the globe might be so full of poker pros that the rest of us will be relegated to the old ‘string-tooth-doorknob’ school of oral hygiene. Read more.