Apparently, the only qualifications needed to become a security official in the UK are a funny hat and the capacity to say “Right, carry on, then.” Reports have emerged from a recent cyber-crime conference that three men imprisoned for incitement to murder and laundering stolen cash via online gaming sites continue to indulge in their online antics from their prison cells. Hey, Sherlock – seeing that you think giving a cyber-criminal access to a laptop is such a good idea, don’t forget there’s a serial killer three cells down who would really like a chainsaw for his birthday. Read more.