Anti-bingo Riley trying hard, but still can’t pull trigger

ImpotentAlabamaLike a guy who can manage to get it up but can’t keep it up long enough to unroll the condom, Alabama Gov. Bob Riley has no problem assembling (and re-assembling) hundreds of state troopers to raid the electronic bingo facilities he so despises, but he can’t seem to actually push them through the doors. Dammit, I can do this. Just gimme a second here… Read more.