Party SIN-dex

Party season is always in full swing around here, and this is where to come to have a butcher’s at all the big bashes and wotnot. Calvin sends us out with a few fit women to shake their tic-tacs, mix things up and report back to you with all the gory details. After all, how fuckin’ hard can it be to throw a good bash? Just invite some lookers, lay on the free booze and then sit back and watch the car crash. There’s always some drunk twat ends up getting caught in a lift with a moose and his trousers around his ankles. Don’t forget, if you’ve got some juicy gossip of your own from one of these shindigs – just slap that Ask or Tell button and we’ll blab the news quicker than them 3am girls from the Sun.