Peter Eastgate retires from poker at 24

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Such a shit job

He’s stark raving mad if you ask me. Imagine a job where you get to travel the world, earn millions, enjoy the trappings of wealth and the respect of your peers. Would you then jack it all in for no apparent reason? That’s what Peter Eastgate has done. And why? To “focus on Peter Eastgate, the person,” that’s why.

To be honest, I’m always suspicious of people who refer to themselves in the third person, especially people who purport to be Danish but go around calling themselves Peter Eastgate, and especially people who retire from dossy jobs at the age of 24.

Surely there’s only so much enjoyment a man can get from spending all day watching YouPorn. Actually, who am I trying to kid? Peter, you sir, are a genius. Read more.