Call it “the river made me do it” defense. An Austrian man has been reprimanded after posting anti-semitic comments in an online forum. When pressed by a judge as to his motive, the man revealed that he’d lost some money playing online poker, then got drunk, and well… you know. Um, no, we don’t. Hey, at least when Kramer went off on those black guys in the comedy club, he didn’t attempt to justify his behavior by saying “I was playing baccarat, then, well… you know.” Read more.