We all know that online gamers don’t get out much. They don’t really do girlfriends – unless they’re called Xena, Warrior Princess from the Realm of Terrabithia. But salvation is at hand in the form of Gamecrush – a new website that provides sad losers such people with prosti-gamers – girls who will play online games with you for a small fee. Of course, if you’re going to go down that road you might as well plump for those live web cam girls on those bongo sites I keep, erm, hearing about. But, let’s face it, this idea’s a winner because, sad though it is, there’s sure to be a market for it – even if most of the ‘girls’ in question will put you off your breakfast. Read more.
