Maybe if he’d have been watching something else the other night instead of Ocean’s Eleven, it could all have turned out so differently, but as it goes the George Clooney wannabe is mulling over his life choices in a German slammer. The 28-year-old from Lebanon suspected of planning the daring raid on the Berlin EPT has finally been rounded up after being grassed up by his homeys under Teutonic interrogation. The only thing still missing is the stolen money. So how long can he hold out in the company of the German authorities before spilling the beans? My money’s on this Thursday, tops. Read more.