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Lifestyle News | Calvin Ayre Party: Seven Deadly Sins – Sloth

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ca-deadly-sins-party-slothIt’s Calvin Ayre’s 50th birthday on May 25th and CalvinAyre.com’s anniversary so you already know we’re gonna be doing it big for the Seven Deadly Sins Party, and if you didn’t know, well now you do. So you have no excuse.

Leading up to this epic party, we have been reviewing each of the Seven Deadly Sins and how we, as industry professionals use them in our day-to-day lives. So far we’ve gone over Pride, Greed, Wrath, Lust, Envy, Gluttony and now finally, last and arguably least, Sloth.

We would have gone over Sloth a lot earlier, but quite frankly we just couldn’t be bothered to do the write-up. Even now as we’re knuckle deep into it, I’m finding it hard to resist the temptation to open a bottle of whiskey and shut it down right here, right now. Seriously.

Sloth can be described as wasting due to lack of use, concerning a person, place, thing, skill, or intangible ideal that would require maintenance, refinement, or support to continue to exist. To put it plainly, Sloth is being a lazy SOB.

We’ve all been down the Sloth road. It’s a long uphill road where you don’t feel like getting out of bed, or if you manage to get out of bed, you don’t feel like doing any work. You just don’t feel like doing much. Actually, when you’re in true Sloth mode, the only thing you feel like doing is nothing!

When you’re in Sloth mode, you have that haze in your mind that prevents you from processing more than one thought at a time. It is characterized by excessive yawning, sleepy eyes, lack of production and “excessive fucking of the dogness”. As I’ve said, we’ve all been there, but as hard working industry professionals, we never stay there.

We can’t stay in Sloth mode because our jobs and our industry is too damn fun and too damn exciting.

If there was ever a time not to be a Sloth, that time is now. If you haven’t already done it, get up off your arse and Register now for the iGaming Super Show, not later, but right now!

The CalvinAyre.com Seven Deadly Sins Party will absolutely be one of the craziest, kick ass parties that you’ve ever been to. If you’re a Sloth about this and you either don’t register for the iGaming Super Show or you have a brain fart and don’t get to the Seven Deadly Sins Party early, I can promise you that you’ll be filled with envy and wrath once you hear how awesome it was.

And you know we’ll be posting pictures and videos on site so all the beauties in our industry can get their rock-star swag on.

Above all, this party features two of the greatest words in the English language: Open Bar!

Join CalvinAyre.com at the Seven Deadly Sins Party for a night of absolute madness! Do whatever it takes, just make sure you get there! There’s no guest-list, there are no tickets. Just make sure you get through the door.

You have the morning after to be a Sloth.

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