See, despite UB clearly stating in the contest rules that there was no point in entering if a player didn’t hold a valid passport, the tournament’s last man standing didn’t have one. Fair enough, say Ian and the UB folks, we’ll send the #2 guy. Only he’s also passport-deprived. So they go to guy #3… Same result. How far down the leader board did they have to go, you ask? Try player FIFTY.
Remember that rumor that went around in 2000, claiming that George W. Bush, the guy who wanted to be leader of the free world, had never left the continental United States? Rumor sounds a lot more plausible now, don’t it?
Anyway, the below clip has fuck-all to do with poker, but it will poke you in the ass something fierce. FYI, the clip contains some very NSFW language…