Dumbass poses as gaming board member looking for a massage

If there’s a dumbass of the year award, then Steven Min of Cherry Hill N.J. is an early candidate. Min has been charged by Bethlehem police for impersonating a gaming official and soliciting women via Craigslist to offer him massages at the Sands Casino Resort Bethlehem.

Min solicited professional masseuses posing as a Pennsylvania gaming board member to give him massages and paid them $160 for their efforts…No happy endings, no extra massage benefits, just a straight up massage for which he paid for? I don’t get it.

As if that wasn’t dumb enough, considering he could have just ordered a damn massage to his room, Min got pinched when one woman contacted Bethlehem police after suspecting Min was a phony. Min was pinched not at his home, but in the very same casino where he was found gambling. That’s Dumbass with a capital D. Well, Mr. Min, at least you can get all the back massages you want now in the Northhampton County prison, and they’re free…albeit, they may be a little more rough.