Historical event: Schumacher apologises

Michael SchumacherAs a sportsman it doesn’t set a good precedent if you come across as weak, uncompetitive, basically all in all the nice guys rarely succeed in sport. Step forward Michael Schumacher. The German F1 driver has made a career out of being competitive and running people off the road on his way to victory-upon-victory.

It transpires the great man might well be softening up in his old age. Schumacher today apologised to fellow driver Rubens Barrichello for attempting to run the Brazilian into a brick wall earlier this month. Now Schuey your apology is admirable, but can you not redeem yourself this weekend with some blatant cheating? There’s some premium Sauer Kraut waiting if you do. Read more.