Reincarnation of the Lord

diego maradonaNow, are we really being led to believe this wasn’t in the pipeline all along? Argentina’s national team director, Carlos Bilardo, has paved the way for the return of Diego Maradona, only around a week after someone at the Argentine FA groped one of his stooges advisors. Bilardo explained that no-one had been approached for the job, and they didn’t have anyone in mind. So that means definitely go back where you’ve already been then.

Cue emotional press conference, set to the tones of ‘Don’t Cry For Me Argentina’ as El Diego disobeys the song entirely. Read more.