If you want a Premier League ground to go to where you’re guarantee entertainment and goals in equal measure next season, looks like Wearside may well be your destination. They already have the league’s third top-scorer in Darren Bent at the Stadium of Shite, sorry I meant Light, and, instead of investing in a new nose for Steve Bruce, they’ve added Titus Shambles into the equation for the princely sum of £1million.
After last season’s addition of a beach ball into squad, and now Bramble, it seems we’re in for a right old treat. Best part of all of it: there’s still plenty of season tickets left. Read more.