‘I got a brand new Combine Harvester, an I’ll give you the key’

What would you do if you won a major golfing honour? Some choose to celebrate crying with their family, others choose to belly flop into water, and the select few find any women they can get their hands on and take them to bed for a night of censored action. Not Louis Oosthuizen.

The British Open Champion celebrated his victory by buying…a tractor for his farm. Even weirdly the South African commented that, “John Deere is very close to my heart.” Sorry to burst your bubble and all Louis, but I’m pretty sure John Deere doesn’t echo your nice sentiments, however you’re lining his pockets, so expect a telegram. Read more.