FIFA to ditch ref who disallowed U.S. goal?

It’s been said that war is the way Americans learn geography. Well, millions of hyper-aggressive Americans are now discovering where Mali is located, after the U.S. team’s potential game-winning goal against Slovenia was controversially disallowed by referee (and Mali native) Koman Coulibaly. Given FIFA officials’ concern over the perception of match-fixing, rumors are flying that Coulibaly will not be permitted back on the pitch again during this World Cup. We don’t want to start any wild conspiracy theories, but we can’t help but notice that America has nukes, and Mali doesn’t. Just sayin’… Read more.