Absolute Poker/Ultimate Bet say they’re NOT leaving Kahnawake

Further to our story on Saturday that Absolute Poker and Ultimate Bet (members of the top-10 ranked Cereus Network) were shutting down their offices in the Kahanawake territory, sources from within the organization have told CalvinAyre.com that they have in fact not closed their offices, but merely engaged in some minor restructuring. Having found it was more efficient to run their entire security department from their head office, they have closed a 10-person security team based in Kahnawake, but they will continue to maintain an office there. Okay, we confess — we cooked up the entire story in the hopes that new UB-affiliated pro/porn star Samantha Ryan would come over to our house to let us know that we’d been very naughty and deserved a spanking. Yes, ma’am, may we have another?