The reason you suck at poker? You don’t look like Liv Boeree

Is being an attractive woman an advantage at the poker table? Seriously, you don’t think you’d be off your game if your opponent’s ‘tell’ was that she pressed her boobs together until they started spilling out over her neckline? (We’re looking at you, Jennifer Tilly. Oh boy, are we looking at you.) That’s in no way meant to denigrate Liv Boeree’s considerable poker skillz — but being a girl does have it’s advantages, like Iron Maiden wanting to do PR with you, because (a) you like heavy music and (b) you’re a maiden. I mean, you don’t see the Vatican offering to sponsor Chris “Jesus” Ferguson, do ya? Read more.