In response to 60 Minutes resident curmudgeon Abraham Simpson, er, Andy Rooney’s recent anti-gambling rant, Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman has offered up his own folksy homily, suggesting that Rooney ‘shut up’. While we wholeheartedly agree with Goodman’s sentiments, Rooney’s been on TV since the technology was invented, meaning the only thing that’s likely to button Rooney’s lip is divine intervention. Read more.
Las Vegas mayor tells Andy Rooney to shut his pie hole
