Much has been made of Nike’s decision to maintain their sponsorship of Tiger Woods, but far little has been said about trading card company Upper Deck, which also declined to kick the philandering golfer to the curb. And now that Tiger has begun his return to the game with his best ever opening round at the Masters, that decision to keep holding Tiger’s hand looks fucking golden. Speaking of shiny pretty things, Tiger’s ex-mistress Joslyn James and a cast of Elin Nordegren lookalikes are currently giving Masters-baters fair views of their fairways at the Pink Pony strip club just down the road in Atlanta. Fore! Read more.