The worst Man pets
You don’t have to be a hippie or part of PETA to love animals, they make great pets, well some of them anyways. People have strange tastes in their pet choices but there’s just some pets that aren’t a good look for men.
Recently, tennis star Novak Djokovic was told by the All England Club at Wimbledon that he would not be allowed to bring his pet poodle Pierre to the tournament, a decision which greatly upset the tennis star who then lobbied to have the decision reversed. According to the London Telegraph, “He is upset he can’t bring Pierre to Wimbledon and he is pleading with the authorities to let the dog in,” a source in the Djokovic camp told the Telegraph. “Whenever he can he takes the dog with him. He is genuinely upset. For him this is a very serious issue.”
Believe it or not, Djokovic’s dog Pierre even has its own twitter page.
It’s cute, I’ll give it that, not sure why it has so many followers, I’m assuming they’re all bitches.
The point is there’s just some pets that aren’t a good look for a Man in my opinion. A poodle is just one of them.
Everyone has different tastes, but if you’re like me, you have a list of pets that Men just shouldn’t have.
Here’s a comical list of some of the Worst Man Pets:
Grizzly Bears – I know what you’re thinking, who the hell has a Grizzly bear as a pet? You’d be surprised. Back in 2008 a trained grizzly bear owned by Randy Miller, attacked and killed his cousin Stephen Miller during a commercial shoot. Randy Miller is famous for training exotic animals and won academy awards for his work with Tigers in the movie Gladiator.
While Grizzly Bears are cool to look at, and you’d likely impress the ladies wrestling a well trained one, ultimately, as a pet, this is a horrible call.
Mini dogs – I don’t care what anyone says, and I don’t care how cute they are, there’s nothing more feminine than a grown man walking a rat size dog. Maybe it’s just me, but there’s just too many guys out there that have these mini Boxers and Chihuahuas that are scared of their own shadows and shit liquid goo all over the place. It’s a different story if it’s your lady’s pet, but if that’s your pet, I’m sorry, but that’s weak. Now don’t get me wrong, I get it, they’re nice to look at and women love them, but so are fruity drinks, mini skirts and designer purses. Feel me?
Poisonous snakes – Granted on a certain level, I can’t deny that it’s pretty damn cool if you have a pet King Cobra. As a general rule of thumb if your pet can kill you with a single bite, it’s not a pet, it’s a predator. Poisonous snakes, though they look cool, you’re only impressing your friends on a level where they’re impressed that it hasn’t killed you yet and behind your back your boys are probably taking wagers on when that poisonous snake will escape and bite your family jewels while your on the john.
Cat(s) – Note the plurality of Cats…Meaning one cat is okay. I mean, if you like a pet that doesn’t give a damn when you come home or a pet that even needs or wants your affection then that’s your prerogative. To me, there’s something sinister about a man with a cat especially if he pets it and laughs as he hatches his plans for world domination.
To me, if a heterosexual man has multiple cats and pampers them with custom cat houses and puts little princess crowns on their furry heads, he has issues.
As always at CalvinAyre.com we love to hear your opinion, so what are some pets that you think are just not a good look for a man?
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