The best piece of Royal Wedding merchandise

A Royal wedding means that the entire United Kingdom comes to a relative standstill for a few days at the end of this month. The hoards of memorabilia have reached a scale not seen since the Queen’s last Jubilee and means that you can conceivably live your life eating, sleeping, drinkin’, and being either William or Kate.

After a Chinese company pulled off the marketing ploy of the century by printing pictures of Prince Harry on William and Kate commemorative mugs, a brewery from the UK have produced our favorite piece of wedding related merchandise yet.

Wanting to cash in on their own little piece of the Royal wedding euphoria, Brewdog have launched a beer that may eliminate the poor sexual performance of men when drunk. The beer, called Royal Virility Performance, will be available on the day of the wedding (29 April) from the brewery’s website and will cost £10.

A mere 40 bottles have been produced and the beer weighs in at a hangover inducing 7.5% ABV. It’s the special ingredients that are a joy to behold. Brewdog promise a concoction of Viagra, horny goat weed and chocolate. The only thing missing are a few drops of tiger blood.

Co-founder of Brewdog, James Watt, commented, “With this beer we want to take the wheels off the royal wedding bandwagon being jumped on by dozens of breweries.

“The Royal Virility performance is the perfect antidote to all the hype. A beer should be brewed with a purpose, not just because some toffs are getting married, so we created something at our brewery that will undermine those special edition beers and other assorted seaside tat, while at the same time give the happy couple something extra on their big day.”

A bottle has been sent to Prince William that begs the question as to whether “Wills” might want to procure himself a number of bottles of the beer for his wedding night. Wonder what odds you can get on a picture of him drinkin’ a bottle of the stuff.

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