Breastmilk Anyone?
In those rare moments where the stars align just right and circumstance takes you down an uncontrollable road, strange things can happen…For example, and I’m just throwing this out there, fate might have it that you take home from the bar a woman who is still nursing a child, and accidentally taste breast milk during sex…
If something so outlandish like that ever happened to you before, don’t worry you’re not alone. And secondly, it probably jogged your memory, how natural and slightly sweet tasting breastmilk is. You probably felt the nutrients coursing through your veins making you feel slightly super-human, you probably even developed a slight addiction to it and have since spent your days stalking day care centers to find your next fix… At least, that’s just my ‘wild guess’ at how it may have played out. You can’t quit cold turkey, you have to taper.
Now you don’t have to stalk those daycare centers anymore or beg that nursing mother for a little sip. A super trendy London ice cream parlor “The Icecreamists” are launching a new flavour of ice cream made from women’s breastmilk, they’re calling it “Baby Gaga.” No bullshit.
Of course, there’s probably a whole bunch of people that will be completely grossed out by this, but truthfully speaking, it’s not that bad of an idea. We feed breastmilk to our children, isn’t it healthy and good enough for us? Or do we prefer the estrogen enhanced synthetic brand of milk that we’re getting from cows these days? Sure, it’s probably making women’s breasts bigger, but what about all the sissies it’s creating?
This new breastmilk dessert actually sounds fairly appetizing, it’s pasteurized and churned together with vanilla pods and lemon zest and served in a martini glass. The only problem to me is at a price tag of 14 pounds, I’ll take my chances at the local day care center.
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