How to throw the ultimate Super Bowl party

John Blaise
February 5, 2011
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The way I see it, the Super Bowl happens only once a year, so if you’re going to throw a Super Bowl party, why not go all out? I’m not talking about a case of beer, some pizza and some snacks all out, I’m talking about going for broke. I’m talking about putting it all on the line like you’re playing in the Super Bowl, the Super Bowl of parties that is. How do you go all out? How do you win the Super Bowl of parties? Here’s a few suggestions on how to throw the ultimate Super Bowl party.

1. Fuck the beer cans, grab some Kegs. Get your buddies to pitch in, and in most cases it’s actually cheeper than buying a boat load of beer, trust me, I’ve done the math. You whisper the word “Keg” and put the word “party” after it and you’ve immediately taken that leap from throwing an average Super Bowl party, to the party everyone wants to be at. It’s called Boss.

2. Theme it up. Sure, people will likely want to wear their jersey’s to show their support, but that shouldn’t stop you from having a theme to your Super Bowl party. Be creative. But since that’s my job, here’s a good suggestion: Beach Party theme. Think about it. If the girls want to wear jerseys, that will be all that they are wearing…over top of their bikini bottoms! And if they aren’t wearing jerseys, well it’s just bikinis, beer and football on Sunday. Like that?

3. Having the best food at your Super Bowl Party should almost go without saying. But too often, people try and go over the top with the food. You don’t need Veal cutlets, you don’t need gourmet lasagna, you just need lots of finger foods. The more finger foods you have, the better. Any type of meat you can stick a toothpick through and eat in one bite is a winner.

4. Here’s where we seperate the men from the boys. What’s the only thing that could be better than a party with kegs, girls in bikinis and great food? If you said “strippers” then go ahead and pat yourself on the back, you my friend were paying attention in baller school.

5. Lastly, the best Super Bowl parties are always fun. But the ultimate Super Bowl parties always have something unique and fun that people never forget. Here’s a suggestion, throw in some sort of game into the party. For example, at half time, you could have a “hot body” contest, where the men and the women at the party show off their bodies and a the winner for each sex gets a prize…If you live somewhere hot, you might want to break out the hose…Heck, depending on the eye candy you have at your party, you might want to break out the hose regardless.

Also, there should be drinking games, or contests to see who can do the longest Keg stand. During the keg stand contests, there should be wagering and gambling on which contestant will last the longest. And maybe after the game, host a poker tournament.

Fun and exciting things like that just make your party unforgettable and keep people looking forward to next year, when you throw the next ultimate Super Bowl Party.

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