Obama gets stitches after catching an elbow

John Blaise
November 27, 2010
1 Comment

It’s votes and support for his agenda not stitches he needs to stop the bleeding. But in this case, stitches will have to do.
The president of the United States has created a buzz on the net after he was taken to hospital to receive stitches after catching an elbow in a basketball game.

My question is, where the hell was the Secret Service? You shouldn’t even be able to foul the president in a pick-up game without someone in a suit and aviators pistol gripping and tapping his earpiece. The other thing I want to know is, was the other guy a Republican? Probably a closet one.

Of course Republicans will take any chance to get their two bits in on this, and I’ve already heard it all from people saying Obama is a wimp, and that if it was Palin she would have just covered it up with lipstick…Twelve stitches is no small cut, especially when it’s on your lip. That’s a gash. Palin probably would have covered it up with lipstick, though I don’t know if that would make her tough as much as it would make her incredibly stupid.

Of course, if it was a gaming industry professional, now we of course wouldn’t need stitches, just pour some whiskey on that bad boy, grab some chapstick and keep the party going. It’s Thanksgiving weekend, the last thing you want to be doing is leaking in some emergency room waiting to get stitched up. Though, I’m sure Mr. President received prompt service…Would that fall under a Universal Healthcare plan?

Whoever caught him with the bow had to have been scared a little. I doubt the guy was standing over top of him shouting “Don’t bring that weak White House shit into my house!” One thing’s for sure, that dude sure has one helluva story to tell.. “The day I busted the President in the mouf”.

Must be a relief for the president to have someone other than Glen Beck bust his chops.

If you have any further information related to this story that you would like to share with us privately please click here.

Can't get enough CalvinAyre.com? Follow us on Twitter and Facebook, then you'll never miss out on the latest gaming industry news.

Share
Tags: Article, Barack Obama, basketball, Obama stitches
Views and opinions expressed are those of the Author and do not necessarily reflect those of CalvinAyre.com